The bottom two teams will face off: The Loser will be the Winner; AND by losing, they will therefore be the winner & in turn the greatest loser.
Eligibility: Last Place
The Clouds went a league-worst 4-8 and scored a league-worst 1004 points. After starting 2-6 they could not avoid a the pull of the Loser Bowl. One bright spot in the clouds — 1 of their (only) 4 wins came against Team BEER in week 11. This will be their 2nd LB apperance; The Clouds lost & therefore won in 2013 (the soup can trophy's innagural year).
Team BEER skid-marked to a 1-5 finish after a promising 4-3 start to the season. In an agressive trading season, they perhaps made the wrong moves. Or perhaps tough luck as they lost to playoff teams and beat non-playoff teams ... except for that one pesky loss in W11 to their LB opponent. BEER will make their 3rd LB apperance — and twice before avoided the shame.
Sky Clouds beat Team BEER 84-75 in week 11.
With Favre Dollars starting 0-12 it surely looked like they had a Loser Bowl Title wrapped up... Until they drew a matchup vs the greatest loser this league has ever seen... Von Bologna took his Meat Monsters into familiar territory losing — and therefore WINNING a 4th LOSER BOWL TITLE. Fittingly they scored 66.6 points as Favre closed out the season on a hot note.
Von Bologna v Team BEER — The two worst teams in league history collide in an epic loser bowl battle and rematch of Loser Bowl 2... The Von Bologna Meat Monsters won W1 & then lost-out to claim an unprecedented THIRD Loser Bowl title. They lost (and therefore won) by 10 points led, fittingly, by Loser Bowl and season long MVP – CJ Anderson and his 0 points. Von Bologna, the ultimate loser - surely tiny babies are learning to crawl that weren't yet born the last time Von Bologna tasted victory
Cupcakes vs Darf Box — Darf Box finally put the Cupcakes out of their misery with a 119-70 Loser Bowl beat down. The Cupcakes use 8 different QBs during a horrific 3- win season capped off with a loss (and therefore win) in the Loser Bowl. MVP Josh Gordon scored 1.5 points bringing his season total up to 21.
Sky Clouds vs Baby Centipedes — Following their championship season the Sky Clouds were crowned King Loser with a 101-90 loss (and therefore win) in Loser Bowl 3. MVP Patriots D/ST scored -3.5 as the Clouds allowed the Baby Centipedes, TB Bucs & a man named BenJarvus Green-Ellis to defeat them. Good news for the Clouds this 9th straight loss will be their last one this season.
Password Is Joe vs Emo City — PASSWORD IS JOE jumped on a defeated Emo City in a bullying 103-80! The loss (and therefore win) gives "Von Bologna Hates Emo City" their 2nd straight loser bowl title. MVP Jeremy Kerley kept the tradition alive scoring 0.7-point becoming the 2nd straight MVP with less than 1 point. The one shining moment was Emo City leaving 0 points on the bench. That's due to what some fans are calling the "Von Bologna" Massacre as he cut every bench player before the game.
Emo City v Darf Box — Emo City got shellacked by Darf Box 115-77 to lose (and therefore win) the Loser Bowl. MVP Dexter McCluster contributed 0.1 point for Emo City.
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