The Loser Bowl

The Loser will be the Winner... And therefore the Loser.

L7: Loser Bowl VII

Sky Clouds vs Team BEER

The bottom two teams will face off: The Loser will be the Winner; AND by losing, they will therefore be the winner & in turn the greatest loser.
Eligibility: Last Place

Sky Clouds

The Clouds went a league-worst 4-8 and scored a league-worst 1004 points. After starting 2-6 they could not avoid a the pull of the Loser Bowl. One bright spot in the clouds — 1 of their (only) 4 wins came against Team BEER in week 11. This will be their 2nd LB apperance; The Clouds lost & therefore won in 2013 (the soup can trophy's innagural year).


Team BEER skid-marked to a 1-5 finish after a promising 4-3 start to the season. In an agressive trading season, they perhaps made the wrong moves. Or perhaps tough luck as they lost to playoff teams and beat non-playoff teams ... except for that one pesky loss in W11 to their LB opponent. BEER will make their 3rd LB apperance — and twice before avoided the shame.

Sky Clouds beat Team BEER 84-75 in week 11.

Loser Bowl History

Loser Bowl VI (2016)

Meat Monsters Rule Loser Kingdom

With Favre Dollars starting 0-12 it surely looked like they had a Loser Bowl Title wrapped up... Until they drew a matchup vs the greatest loser this league has ever seen... Von Bologna took his Meat Monsters into familiar territory losing — and therefore WINNING a 4th LOSER BOWL TITLE. Fittingly they scored 66.6 points as Favre closed out the season on a hot note.

Loser Bowl V (2015)

Bologna out-losers BEER in Epic Matchup of Worst Teams Ever

Von Bologna v Team BEER — The two worst teams in league history collide in an epic loser bowl battle and rematch of Loser Bowl 2... The Von Bologna Meat Monsters won W1 & then lost-out to claim an unprecedented THIRD Loser Bowl title. They lost (and therefore won) by 10 points led, fittingly, by Loser Bowl and season long MVP – CJ Anderson and his 0 points. Von Bologna, the ultimate loser - surely tiny babies are learning to crawl that weren't yet born the last time Von Bologna tasted victory

Loser Bowl IV (2014)

Cupcakes End Terrible Season with Loser Bowl Title

Cupcakes vs Darf Box — Darf Box finally put the Cupcakes out of their misery with a 119-70 Loser Bowl beat down. The Cupcakes use 8 different QBs during a horrific 3- win season capped off with a loss (and therefore win) in the Loser Bowl. MVP Josh Gordon scored 1.5 points bringing his season total up to 21.

Loser Bowl III (2013)

One Trophy to Another for Commish's Clouds

Sky Clouds vs Baby Centipedes — Following their championship season the Sky Clouds were crowned King Loser with a 101-90 loss (and therefore win) in Loser Bowl 3. MVP Patriots D/ST scored -3.5 as the Clouds allowed the Baby Centipedes, TB Bucs & a man named BenJarvus Green-Ellis to defeat them. Good news for the Clouds this 9th straight loss will be their last one this season.

Loser Bowl II (2012)

Emo City Can't Avoid 2nd Straight Loser Bowl Title

Password Is Joe vs Emo City — PASSWORD IS JOE jumped on a defeated Emo City in a bullying 103-80! The loss (and therefore win) gives "Von Bologna Hates Emo City" their 2nd straight loser bowl title. MVP Jeremy Kerley kept the tradition alive scoring 0.7-point becoming the 2nd straight MVP with less than 1 point. The one shining moment was Emo City leaving 0 points on the bench. That's due to what some fans are calling the "Von Bologna" Massacre as he cut every bench player before the game.

Loser Bowl I (2011)

Emo City Loses
(and therefore wins)

Emo City v Darf Box — Emo City got shellacked by Darf Box 115-77 to lose (and therefore win) the Loser Bowl. MVP Dexter McCluster contributed 0.1 point for Emo City.

Famous Losers